training yourself to use discretion is a lot harder than it seems.

July 2nd, 2009

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or maybe substitute “watch tv” with”nap”?

June 29th, 2009

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animal planet rage.

June 27th, 2009

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show a little courtesy.

June 25th, 2009

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honestly, sometimes (often) I would rather look silly for a day than get off my couch and actually do laundry.

June 22nd, 2009

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Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do no expect to kiss me again anytime soon.

June 20th, 2009

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I’m sorry, I don’t speak “optimism”…(but this is why I <3 her the most)

June 18th, 2009

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come on, let’s be realistic here…you know no such outfit exists.

June 16th, 2009

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My friends need to sleep with better people, i personally love a post-coitus joke. It’s not as easy as you think to find someone who is funny AND gives good head.

June 13th, 2009

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you dang kids and your slang.

June 11th, 2009

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